Web Developer (Sim Francisco, Google Headquarters )
Updated for High School patch! (8/07/22)
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Are you the family tech person? Do you love creating things and understanding how websites and applications work? Maybe you want to have an awesome desk or office set-up and you just need an excuse. Either way, we’re hiring! Apply now and make your way up the techie ladder… better start stretching those fingers.
Required Skills:
Logic
Programming
Video Gaming
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Level 1: Copy and Paste Master Description:
You may think you know, but you don’t — at least, not yet. We can’t let you stick your sticky little fingers into our hard work just yet. For now, you’ll have to take what we’re giving you, which is a job that pays you… legally.
Level 2: Google Hero Description:
Congratulations! You know how to work a keyboard, and you’ve memorized the office coffee orders. The fact that you haven’t complained yet is a miracle in and of itself, and that patience has paid off!
Level 3: Outsourced Description:
Oh boy… there comes a time in every web developer’s career when you start to hear whispers of outsourcing. Fortunately, or unfortunately, for you… that day is today. You’ve become the very thing you were trying to avoid.
Level 4: Keyboard Professional Description:
Well, well… look at you. You’ve reached the point where you can type without staring at your hands, and you rarely have to hit that backspace key. It’s only up from here!
Level 5: Social Coder Description:
You are now what we refer to as a ‘social coder’, which is just a fancy way of describing a development practice that emphasizes formal and informal collaboration. Time for you… to make some friends!
Level 6: Caffeinated Coder Description:
Most studies say that drinking coffee is good for you. To you, that’s enough information to go on. After all, how else are you supposed to survive these long nights and project deadlines? Sleep is for the weak.
Level 7: Coding Ninja Description:
You are turning into a creature of the shadows… a ninja — ahem, a coding ninja. In other words, congratulations on the promotion! You’ve nearly reached the peak. Doesn’t it feel nice?
Level 8: Full stack Wizard Description:
‘Exspecto programma’! With a swish of your hand, you make magic happen. Keep it up — you have to save your energy to fight those pesky bugs.
Level 9: Code Guru Description:
Give a man some code, and you satiate him for a day. Teach a man to code, and you don’t need to be bothered with his constant requests anymore. You’re now confident enough in your abilities, which is a long way from where you started.
Level 10: Developer God or Goddess Description:
You see all. You know all. Your fingers are lightning, and there isn’t a bit of code you can’t work. You are the epitome of web development. You are their god… they can’t touch you now.
Web Developer (Sim Francisco, Google Headquarters 
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Updated for High School patch! (8/07/22) 
Required Skills:
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